I wander the misty vale of whatsits, in the land of Procrastination, or perhaps the Sleep-Deprived, twitching and saying thus: please, shade things D; pressure sensitivity is your friend!

The argument is made that cartoons and whatnot styles are not shaded per se; but alas, my paint-bucket-loving nemeses (which is plural for nemesis. Makes for confusion, I say), do you not understand that they are instead cell-shaded, and that backgrounds are also akin to human figures, in that they are of three dimensions and frequently have little annoying craggy bits that the shade gets stuck in? Also take note, photoshop textures are of death and should not be used in the hands of an amateur, the same way a nuclear warhead should not be given to a ten-year-old, only with less exaggeration.

_{note, yes, there are lots of lovely styles that do not use shading at all, but when you are no good at drawing, well...}




And I have come to the sudden off-topic conclusion that my gallery is kind of crap, and it seems that I am just not putting enough effort into it, which is really too bad, and I must stop being such a lazy, lazy bastard and honestly try to do something really good for once.

Above-seen run-on was intentional.





Having gone through the lovely (I'm not sure if I intended that "lovely" to be sarcastic or not) mood icons and chosen the "repulsed" one, I feel forced-upon to discuss at non-length about something that actually repulsed me to that degree of repulsion...let's see...umm...maggots...errhh...but alas, the pressure in my bladder bids me to call it a day and, well, would you look at that, twelve of the pm already!

...wait, is midnight AM or PM? I am tempted to say something literary like "confound it!" or suchlike; I'm not sure where I'm drawing my rather antiquated style of talking from, as recently (recently being, oh, eh, the last four months) I have not been reading that much...enough, though, to gain a $14 library late fee x_x which, one may argue, may be the component of NOT reading enough.

I blame the government.